I wonder through fiction to look for the truth...

Buried beneath all the lies

Roger Davies
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Good day, Roger Davies here. Seventh year, Ravenclaw Quidditch Captain and Prefect. My favourite classes are Charms and Defense Against the Dark Arts, though I am also taking Transfiguration, Potions, Arithmancy and Muggle Studies. I'm a halfblood, and if you believe that said heritage makes me inferior in some way, you can definitely benefit from acquiring that elusive thing called "logic". I enjoy flying, wizarding chess, trivia and the occasional cup of coffee.

All right. So all of the above is true. Now, for the untruths:

I am not a tyrannical Quidditch captain by any stretch of the imagination. My team has a tendency to exaggerate. I don't even yell, for the most part. Don't know where the label of 'terrifying' comes from. That once with the Bludger drill was due to the fact that he was hung over and sweating out the alcohol would be better for him anyway. I also don't book insanely early practices, as there is no point in making a sleepy team waste time doing half-hearted work.

I am also not a man whore. I do NOT have three concubines from each house. What do I look like, the emperor of China? I have always only dated one girl at a time. And I do not pursue anything in a skirt. That would be disrespectful, and moreover probably far too time-consuming. I am, in fact, currently single. So there.

I am not "out to get" Warrington because he's Head Boy and I'm not. That's ridiculous. It's probably a good thing that I'll have more time to focus on my NEWTs at any rate. I am not sure of how good of an example he'll set, but it could be worse. And Fawcett, at least, is very good at getting things done.

In short, I'm really just a normal bloke, with a reasonably normal life. It would be irrational to assume otherwise.

One last thing. The coffee is sacred. Do not touch. Are we clear?

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This is actually a fictitious RPG journal for ootp_newts. Hayley is my goddess. Roger Davies et al of the Potterverse belong to JKR. Kevin Zegers, the hawt guy representing Roger, belongs to himself. I am not Roger, JKR, Kevin, the Goo Goo Dolls (whose lyrics are used in the titles) or any writer that may be quoted herein. No copyright infringement is intended.